"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance."

Anonymous

“Think of the magic of that foot, comparatively small, upon which your whole weight rests. It's a miracle...and the dance is a celebration of that miracle.”

Martha Washington

"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't...the trouble is, they are usually married to each other."

Ann Landers 

"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too.

Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy."

Jack Handy